butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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