I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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