so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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