I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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