we have officially lost it.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
North Korea, Best Korea!
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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