Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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