she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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