it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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