so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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