I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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