i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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