Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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