yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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