She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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