i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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