Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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