look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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