that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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