So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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