Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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