Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
