We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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