I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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