Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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