Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
