just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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