I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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