question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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