do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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