dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I forget how to act sober
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