You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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