i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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