It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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