Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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