I'm drive I can fine osifer
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The adults are the big ones right?
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