I got chris browned last night
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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