Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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