Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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