she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You can make out without kissing
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