So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
