I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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