I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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