you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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