whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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