3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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