who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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