what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
