real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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