O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
