he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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