Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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