Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
